Happy Valentines Day my loves! I’m not a huge fan of this holiday but for those in love and in a relationship, it’s a great day filled with love, kisses, good food and sex. Yes, amazing passionate sex. Well I would only hope the sex two people in love are having is amazing, because if it isn’t, that would be really sad. I mean, sex and reproducing is the reason we fall in love, right? Evolutionary speaking, we fall in love so we can provide a healthy and supportive household for our offspring to live in. Religiously, we fall in love with that one person so we can complete half our religion, have sex with only one person, have children and give them a good and religious upbringing. I don’t know why we fall in love but we do. But this post isn’t about love though; it’s about sex and what we will do, as sexual beings, to have it and get it. In this post Ill be sharing stories I’ve heard as a college student over brunch, at pre-games, during girls night out, and over facebook. I will be changing the names of everyone who is involved. So enjoy this post, it tells the story of college relationships and how sex plays a huge role in being a college student.
Story #1- The virgin in love:
Jessie and James have been dating for about 6 months when they decided to have sex for the first time. James, an average looking guy, was very patient with his hot 10/10 girlfriend, who was afraid that having sex would change their relationship. So the first time they decided to have sex, they had “technical difficulties” where James couldn’t get it up because of all the pressure and all of the foreplay. This, ofcourse, made Jessie cry because she felt as if he couldn’t get it up because he wasn’t attracted to her. The tried again the next night and got it done. They were in love and both experienced sex for the first time together. It’s really sweet, I know! They both weren’t good at it since they were both virgins. However, a year and a half after having sex, James still complains that Jessie isn’t good in bed. “She just sits there” he tells me, “and makes me do all the work.” Jessie is into romantic, slow, guy on top, kind of sex, and from my understanding, James just wants quickies all the time.
Story #2- The friend of a friend:
Alex and Tommy knew each other through alex’s roommate. Alex, who gave off an innocent vibe through the way she dressed and interacted with guys. Alex was a virgin who wanted her first time to be a one-night stand. She was in town before school started and not many people where in town. She wanted to start her school year as a new person and that meant having sex. Tommy happened to be in town, relatively attractive, and seemed to be into her. After hanging out one night, Tommy tried to make a move but was interrupted by a group of friends. The few nights that followed, Alex decided she wanted him. She texted him telling him to come over but he didn’t. A few days passed and Tommy texted her saying he wanted to see her. She was already busy with other friends she hadn’t seen I awhile so she told him she would text him when she was free. She got herself supper drunk, and called him at midnight. As soon as he walked in he was surprised to see her in a sexy nightgown but he tried to be a gentlemen about it so he walked in and just sat down. Alex knew what she wanted and just sat down, looked at him and things took off. He had no clue she was a virgin and I don’t think he know till today that he took her virginity. Alex talked to me about that night and gave me all the details of what happened, and what stood out to me was that his “guy parts” where small, and this surprised her because of his ethnicity and the stereotype. Alex’s friend often joke that it wasn’t the greatest start to her sex life, since Tommy was horrible in bed, but they also say that she should thank god it was small, you know as it being her first time.
Story #3: The bar pickup:
Liala had a tendency to sleep around. She liked having sex with different men every weekend and it made her feel empowered. It was a Saturday night, and as per usual, Liala was at a bar on the corner, however, there weren’t many people there. It was around 11:30pm and she began to get bored so we went up to two guys and asked of a cigarette. They were both equally unattractive but one had braces, so she knew which one she wasn’t taking home. After the cigarette she asked them both to dance and as soon as she got on the dance floor ditched the brace-face. 3 minutes in and she was already grinding on Lex, who happened to be an African American man with a beer belly. A few minutes later they were making out on the dance floor, when he pushed her to the wall and told her they HAD to get out of there and go back to her place since he had a roommate, brace-face. They had sex for 4 hours, and according to her he orgasmed 3 times in those 4 hours. He passed out on her bed and she didn’t like sleeping next to strangers so she slept on the couch and kicked him out at 7 am. She ofcourse was drunk enough not to care how he looked but damn he was great in bed, so she says. Well he must have been since they became fuck buddies for a few weeks until he told her he was falling in love with her.
Story #4: “Do you even go here?”
Jim was a pothead. All he did at any given day after sunset was smoke weed. He didnt have a fake ID so he couldn’t go out to bars with the rest of his friends so he either stayed in for the weekend or went to frat parties. On one Friday night, he was sitting outside minding his own business when a girl appeared out of nowhere. She was just starting to hook up with a guy and for some reason she didn’t and left. She ran into Jim and asked him if he had seen her wallet that she dropped earlier. Jim, being a nice guy, tried to help her find it. As a reward she kissed him and things went from there. She told him what happened with the other guy and that she was visiting from another school for an athletic event, so Jim saw a nice opportunity. They had a nice night together, she wasn’t great, she just laid there. The next morning she sneaked out and Jim thought to himself that it was great having a one night stand until a month later when she texted him that she might be pregnant. First thing, Jim had no clue how she got his number, second, he was freaked out. Apparently she was having “irregular” periods but wasn’t really pregnant, so this story had a nice ending, for Jim that is.
Story #5: “I woke up sore and dehydrated!”
Ella asked her good friend, Bill, to accompany her to a date function for her sorority. Ella’s best friend was also supposed to go with her boyfriend but at the last minute, they canceled. So it was only Ella and Bill. They had been friends for a couple of months and had never talked about sleeping together since they were just friends. At the date function, Ella had one to many drinks, and Bill was very bored so they decided to leave and go back to her place to hang out for the rest of the night. Once they got back, they began speaking and Ella had a point to prove to him, so she began seducing him. She took him back to her room and they had awkward sex. Bill was so uncomfortable that he couldn’t even finish. To Ella, it was one of the worst sexual experiences ever, but apparently it was great for Bill! He texted her the next day saying “ I woke up sore and dehydrated, I think I had a good night!”